Month: June 2015

I found out that when you swap the object with the subject, it is a bit confusing and crazy. For example, if you said “I went to the shop to buy some biscuits” then you say “To get biscuits I have to go to the shop.” It sounds confusing. The effect is that if you say it to someone they might think that you mispronounced the sentence, and if they said it it would confuse everyone who heard the sentence. Maybe even the person who said it, it may confuse them. This doesn’t remind me of anything that I have read. That is what I found out when you swap the object with the subject.

I woke up this morning and walked outside. The sky was green and it was raining chips. I was confused so I went to my neighbour to ask what was happening. Guess what? He was half fish and half cat. He had a voice of a chipmunk so I ran as fast as I could to the police station. I went inside and an ordinary police officer was inside. I asked him what was going on. He turned around and in a deep voice he said “What do you mean?” I said that the sky was green, it was raining chips and my neighbour is half cat and half fish. He said “This happens everyday there is nothing wrong.” Then I woke up and it was just a confusing dream.